Told the bud's a Bolshevik!"
Here's a ready and vapid cure.
For progressives who give us pains.
Quick and easy and deadly sure.
Needing hardly an ounce of brains.
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Folk who question the sacred past.
Holding notions advanced and tricky.
Here's an end to them all at last!
Spread the word. "They are Bolshevik! New York Times, January 1919.