1. Here are a few Do's to remember if you want HER to speak strongly in your favor:

2. Be 20 minutes late (she won't be ready anyhow)

3. Give your name when you phone (she's not psychic)

4. Have the evening planned (she doesn't know what she wants to do and if she does she won't tell you anyhow)

5. Ask her the color of her gown (even orchids don't go everything)

6. Bring her home on time (she probably has another date)

7. Say you like women who are natural (that'll make her think her act's going over)

8. Know how to dance (she'd rather have you fall for her than trip over her)

9. Act your age, but don't start creeping.

Cut this article out and hang it on your floor underneath your carpet-so you can study it everyday. Extra copies 10 cents a dozen. Send them to your cousins at Yale, Princeton, and Alcatraz-The Radcliffe News.