When Teddy's big stick ruled the waves
(In Bill McKinley's time)
The noble congress did not itch
To interfere in matters which
It did not understand
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And yet we won Manila Bay
In Bill McKinley's glorious day.
When stocks were going up and up,
As every child can tell,
Calvin the oracular
Did nothing in particular
And did it very well,
Yet dollars set the world ablaze
In cool old Calvin's glorious days.
But now the government applies
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