The downfall of her joy and pride
Was started when Columbus lied.
Come on, good people, shed a tear--
The earth has never been a sphere.
And Mrs. Byrd is quite undone,
Her castles caving, one by one,
And now, because of this sad story
She'll bask in no reflected glory.
We're all so sorry for Junior Byrd
Because his famous papa erred
For if the world is but a dise
Just how can a South Pole exist?
In youthful ignorance he dreamed of brave new worlds. How he's been reamed!
Recipient of his schoolmates scorn
Our sympathetic souls are torn
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