Without telescopes and glasses
Might as well look through your hat!
But did Bingham think of that?
Oh, the fire's in the fat.
Let's surround the H. A. A.
Night and day in angry pickets
Bearing placards that will say
DOWN WITH BINGHAM AND HIS TICKETS!
Well, it's quite a howdy-do
And perhaps too late for kicks,
But our sons go to Purdue
If we sit in 36!