Shall exhibit its powers
To a bunch of glass-flowers,
By sticking its head in the sand."
The jury: (To the plaintiff)
"On this verdict, we pray you be dumb, Dumb, dumb! Your anger pray bury, For all will be merry,
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We think you had better succumb, Come, come!
And join our expressions of glee
Though you tried to collect a large sum, Sum! sum! Your ostrich, named Benny, Is not worth a penny;
The word for your guidance is 'Mum,' 'Mum,' 'Mum!
Your silence, though golden, is free."
The court: (Adjourning)
Loudly let the Lampoon bray! Tantantara!
Proudly bang the sounding presses! Tzing! Boom!
As upon its lowly way
This once-funny comic passes,
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