(Or else use dimensions unusually small).
I think that, to mention the words of the poet.
It's "three feet long and two feet wide. I measured it from side to side."
Although from a glance you scarcely would know it!
They say that our House will be all too luxurious.
They'll care for our comfort in every detail.
But some who are wise think their promise is spurious
A bedroom the size of a scrubwoman's pail!
IV
But when in Anglican dignity We sip Oxonian tea. Let none in vile malignity Condemn propriety.
We'll soon attain to virtue, Each man respecting himself; For no one can hurt you--They'll not disconcert you--If you sleep on a five-foot shelf.