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THE CRIME

"I deeply sympathize."

With sobs and tears he sorted out

Those of the largest size.

Holding his pocket handkerchief

Before his streaming eyes.

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"The biggest ones aren't always best",

The Carpenter replied.

You mustn't judge the heart of things

By shells on the outside."

"It all depends", the Walrus said.

"On how they are applied.

"It was so nice of you to come

And you are very nice"

The Carpenter said nothing but.

"Give me a better slice.

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