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THE CRIME

But we have no Artists!

Where are they, you ask?

THE BIG FELLOWS HAVE BOUGHT THEM! Now they turn their great talents to academic trifles in the Lampoon, while the Men That Grind the Athlete grin.

They have conquered our Bodies.

They have bribed our Art and our Poetry.

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BUT WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR SOULS!

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