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THE CRIME

Gems From the Harvard Idler

Chorus: feelingly

"Tell the dear family I miss them,

Kiss Myrtle for me, will you, pard?

Have them pray to the Lord up above them

That I sometime get out of the Yard.

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Take Rover a-romping, ride Dobbin.

Be hearty, be happy, be gay,

Think not of me left here sobbin

A Senior I am I must pay."

His room-mate stole out, very sadly, pitying his cruel fate.

Stifling a sob and remembering that he was twenty-eight.

That next spring vacation he'd sorrow, that he too would cry against heaven.

A prisoner of wisdom--ah, thesis! to suffer as twenty-seven!

Arthurian Legend

Paint em, draw one, hold the soup

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