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THE CRIME

In fact, it's no exaggeration,

I get mine at a filling station,

But how can man his sorrows drown

In this old run-down sleepy town

Where they extinguish lights at ten,

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And lamp-posts don't support he-men

I'm going back where life is bright,

Where joy flows free and night ain't night,--

I'll pick my bones from off this pavin'

And hie me back to old New Haven."

Such Popularity Must be Deserved

Along about now, we have heard, there come the mid-year examinations. Every columnist and editorial writer is expected to mention these. Well, we have. . . . So there.

It has also been said that one who is absolutely ignorant of a subject is best fitted to write about that subject. According to this, we are supremely qualified to write about mid-years. But we have to show off.

It must have been the beef. We've never been this way before. It's all a pack of lies. But tonight the waiter brought us some red, red beef. It looked quite angry or embarrassed, two conditions which induce rudd' ness. But the white-coated Ganymede quieted our fears. "It's rare, not very well done," he vowed.

The time is up. Gentlemen, like the beef, this is a rare column.

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