O'Shame--An' ye remimber the Sint Patrick's number uv a month ago?
O'Wottashame--Remimber? Is it us as will iver fergit it?
O'Shame Yes, an would ye believe it? I hear as how one uv the hathen at the University has been making dir-rty remar-rks 'gainst His Holiness. He said he never knew fwhat a papal bull was until he laid eyes on the Cardinal.
O'Wottadamshame By me auld mither. I'll ! Ha! Fwhat's this." (Points to picture in Lampoon Reads:) If this be trasin, make the most uv it.. It's trasin enough, by Sint Patrick, an' it's we're the boys to make the most uv it. Away me min! Confisheate the shlanderous rubbish. Don't leave a single copy to pollute the minds uv dacent people.
Exeunt omnes singing "An it's a ferauld Erin"
Cries of distress die away in the distance.
Curtain