And turned to Science to complete the quest.
It Didn't
A flask holding six fluid oz.
Was dropped by a lady in floz.
As it crashed to the street
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She lisped very sweet--
"I wanted to see if it boz."
Brief digest of the Sanger mass-meeting at the Liberal Club.
First Enthusiast "Our children will read about Margaret Sanger"
Second Enthusiast "We won't have any children."