The Boston Herald referred to President Coolidge in a recent editorial as "the wise old President". Really, I prefer the simple epithet of H. L. Mencken, "Doctor Coolidge". Loyal Opposition '29.
Beware! and Beware!
Who touches a drop of yon white mule.
Dies like a dog, a gosh darned fool! Daily Princetonian.
Who clutches a hope of P. B. K.
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Renounces his right to a care-free day.
Who follows advice of his tutor dear;
Will welcome divisional, so I hear.
Who scorns the advice of his tutor good.
Will rue the day, as indeed he should.
Who touches a pen to write a rhyme.
May comfort himself if it's worth a dime.