Bright young men in middle western high schools hear from afar the dismal thunder of defeat and elect to go elsewhere....

A graduate is one who is proud of his alma mater. An alumnus is one who is ashamed of her when she begins to lose football games....

It is obviously too late to regain for the game a lost amateur standing. The present status is impossible. Onward, then, to a business basis....

We should like to be allowed to put in a timid plea that some of the profits of Stadium Common, or Bowl Bonds, or Pigskin Preferred, which under the reign of a competent coach would be considerable, be paid in to the University for strictly educational purposes....

It would be safer to avoid this issue by endowing, with the Pigskin dividends, a few erudite courses in allied subjects, such as Greek games 22, or Discus 13, or Checkers among the Early Christians....

Football law, football hygiene, the drama of football, football ballistics, football histology, the aesthetics of football--there is no area of human knowledge in which the football could not make at least a first down....

Too much daylight isn't good for the game--or business--of football.