I will scribble, you will scribble, he will scribble too.
And, when all of us have scribbled.
Then will we all be through?
Now that a way has been found to make synthetic eyes as good as real, and dozens of factories are running full time turning out artificial limbs, and monkey glands are being used regularly to renew youth; all we need for a prizewinner at next year's New York show is the foundation of an assembling plant for human parts.
And the slogan for 1924 will be:
"TRADE IN YOUR OLD BODY AND KEEP YOUR UPKEEP DOWN." R. SIMULANT.