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THE CRIME

"Small habits well pursued betimes May reach the dignity of crimes".

And, to cure this trait fallacious,

He, since then, has grown pugnacious:

Now he uses colons:

This new-found ability

Is a firm stability:

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"Introduce virility:

"Some men's great facility

"Leads but to futility:

"Avoid this imbecility:

"Cut out all garrulity."

Thus it is that Willy T.

Pleases now the solons:-

See! P.PIPER.

"After next week", comments H. G. Endtwist '23, of the Department of History, Government, and Economics, "I am going to get up regularly at six every morning, just to spend the rest of the day loafing."

The seniors at New Haven have overwhelmed us by voting Harvard the "next best" college. With its limited facilities the University can only return the compliment by a hasty plebiscite to indicate the strong partiality in Cambridge for everything with the trade-name, Yale.

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