Last evening, much to our surprise, we encountered Col. Bygad leaving a movie palace.
"Yes," the Colonel admitted a bit sheepishly. It is worth while to go to these things once every spring just to show yourself how much you're not missing the rest of the year."
UNSUNG EPISODES
Just before the starboard oars splintered against the bridge, the cox was heard to mutter:
"Oh, it's not the stroke's ten blisters
That are giving me the twisters,
It's that last, long pile." --R. SIMULANT