[This mournful ballad was sung by a goody, who said that it had been handed down among the goodies from generation to generation.]

THERE was a young gintleman in Howlwurrthee

An' his name was Mishter Green.

In all ither room I swept and claned,

There was no sich a quare spalpeen.

Och wurra, wurra, wurra, theadigh taof theadh vocathe.

Furr he was a lurned gintleman,

An' would rade an' wroite almost daily

An' he had a certhificate sthuck up on the wall

Which was wrote boy the Shakspere shillaly.

Refrain as above.

One mornin' I found him moighty riled,

'Bout the way the Bosser was thraited,

An' he towld me I'd see the way he'd spake up,

Begorra! if ownly I waited.