Professor. - "What is the ablative of veritas?"

Junior. - "Veri-ta-ta." - Yale News.

WE understand that the stone baby, recently discovered in the West, is supposed to have been rocked to sleep.

THE Angel Gabriel will be the last authority on poker. He will raise all creation first, and then call the crowd. - Ex.

A FRESHMAN says he always considered George Eliot's best works, "Daniel Deronda" and "Helen's Babies." - Round Table.

A LITERARY student, on hearing of Carlyle's death, remarked: "Fortune frowns on the musical world. Still another great singer gone." - Beacon.

MR. J. H. ADAMS, '81, talked of "Sheridan and His Successors," in English 7, as Mr. Beale, '82, had taken up Miss Austen and other novelists on the preceding week. These were the last of the series of "lectures" delivered by the students themselves.

SEPARATE copies of the Best-on-Record Tables, published in our last number, may be procured at Sever's or Amee's for 5 cents each. These are prepared especially for being sold separately from the paper, and will be found invaluable for reference.

STUDENTS are expected to be "generous as possible" in buying the next Register.

"ETIQUETTE" writes to us to inquire if. in our opinion, it would be proper for him to support a young lady, if she were taken with a faint, even if he had not been introduced. Proper, young man! Certainly, prop-her by all means. - Cleveland Herald.

THE following appointments have been made by the Overseers: Assistant Professors Byerly and Jackson, full professors, - well merited promotions, both. Rev. F. G. Peabody has been appointed Parkman Professor of Theology. Mr. Edwin H. Hall has been appointed Instructor in Physics. Mr. Hall took his degree of Ph. D. a year since, at Johns Hopkins University; he is also A. B., Bowdoin, 1875.

THE following is a copy of an advertisement now being circulated throughout the country: -

"MARRY ME.

American Mutual Marriage Ass.

Home Office, Harrisburg, Pa.

All cases carefully provided for, and satisfaction

warranted."

Will not somebody send his photograph and particulars, and let us know what satisfaction he gets?