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THE TUTOR AND THE MAIDEN.

Said the tutor to the maiden,

In a voice with sorrow laden,

And a lumpy, thumpy something in his throat, throat, throat,

"Tell me truly, dainty fairy,

Ere your precious self I marry,

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You will truly-ruly never want to vote, vote, vote."

IV.

But he quailed beneath the glitter

Of her eyes so cold and bitter,

As she started, darted at him with a rush, rush, rush,

And the maiden wrote a thesis

On his few remaining pieces,

Which she gather'd in a dust-pan with a brush, brush, brush.

R. R.

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