So if you'd really like to smile
An hour, come with me;
I've got good introductions,
And this society we'll see.
Ha! ha! I ought to know it well, methinks,
Since I've been forced to call on half a score
Of persons who were once my father's friends.
'T is no great pleasure, but it must be done.
And they are queer, - there's no denying it.
They think themselves the centre of the world
When they are merely Cambridge citizens,
And Cambridge is at best a college town.
To-night's the Assembly; I will go and chaff
Miss Marrywell, whose mother, I have seen,
Would catch me in her meshes, - but she can't.
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