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BORES.

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And as for Brown, Jack really fears

He won't get through in quite four years.

Then he goes on from point to point, -

How Fell has sprained his elbow-joint,

And will not be allowed to row

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For fully one whole day, or so;

And how the Faculty intend

The voluntaries to extend.

And do I think that Yale will win

When base ball games at length begin?

And have I heard the rumor yet

That two to one is being bet

Upon the plucky Freshman Crew?

I then reply, "No, Jack; have you?"

And then he confidential grows,

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