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THE LAMENT OF THE PHI BETA KAPPA.

BY L-RD B-R-N.

And made voluptuous music, too, I guess,

Till o'er the midnight air a wild cry pealed:

"The cops, - they come - they come!" the leader's white lips squealed.

The peeler came down like the wolf on the fold,

And the words that he uttered shall never be told;

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But the blows of his billy were felt near and far,

On the nose of each gentle Phi Beta Kappa.

Like the leaves of the blue-book when Semis are here,

The Seniors stood thick, full of learning and cheer;

Like the leaves of the blue-book when Semis are o'er,

The Seniors were scattered this "marker" before.

For a devil incarnate was loose on the blast,

And shillalied the back of the man who was last,

As the Seniors' winged feet beat a quick pit-a-pat,

To the tune of the peeler's loud "Get out of that!"

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