Who expressed a desire to exercise
To the gentle clerk who has nothing to do
But boss attendant No. 2
Who bosses the boy all dressed in blue
Who sits in the new Gymnasium.
These are the rules which all must obey
That briefly tell the proper way
To use the uniform very swell
That's needed in order to exercise well
After giving the ticket that, punched all through
By the clerk, the boy, and attendant too,
Let in the Freshman very wise
Who expressed a desire to exercise
To the gentle clerk who has nothing to do
But boss attendant No. 2
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