SCENE, a game of clumps. "Is it in a work of fiction?" "Yes." "Written at the beginning of the Christian era?" "Yes." ABSENT-MINDED MAN (eagerly). "Is it in the Bible?" (Fact.)

NOTWITHSTANDING the report in the Herald and other newspapers, the day for the races between '82 and the Columbia Freshmen has not yet been appointed. Capt. Bartlett has written to Columbia, asking them to send representatives to meet him and Mr. Goddard, on some day hereafter to be named, at New London in order to make necessary arrangements. This meeting will probably take place during recess.

PLEBS! hold aloof!

For the Borsair has a bicycle;

Clings to it close as an icicle

Stuck to a roof!

THE list of Professors who have consented to give instruction in the proposed University for women appeared in the Woman's Journal, and has been widely copied. The list, however, was made without any authority, and is quite incomplete. With hardly an exception, the Professors regard the new movement with favor, and all those whose other duties will allow them are willing to give instruction, and some even offered their services gratuitously.