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"HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN."

Was up at London four.

A rattling place that Paris is;

The women, sir, are fine;

And then, by Jove, I never saw

Such cooking and such wine!

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But England after all 's the place

For gentlemen, by gad;

Now here a fellow to succeed

Has got to be a cad.

The fellows of good family there

All have some opening;

They give 'em seats in Parliament,

And all that sort of thing.

Our House and Senate over here

Are all made up, you know,

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