There once was two cats in Kilkenny;
Each thought there was one cat too many;
So they quarrelled and fit,
They fought and they bit,
Till excepting their nails,
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And the tips of their tails,
Instead of two cats there warn't any.
Now I want you to print this, like an old dear, because you 're so full of influence and bright ideas and cleverness and things, that everybody minds everything you say, at least the Faculty and the Bursar do. But I must n't chatter. There's that darling Professor Giggles calling me for Domestic Astronomy.
Yours, most gushingly and enthusiastically,
MARIA THERESA LAETITIA JUCUNDA ANNE X.