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BREVITIES.

PARENTS who are afraid to send their sons to wicked Harvard would do well to put them at Wesleyan University, Middletown, Conn. The Faculty of that institution have summarily suppressed a projected promenade concert in Commencement week. This is showing a very tender care for the morals of the boys. - Boston Herald.

THE originators of that new score-card which made its first appearance at the Amherst game on Wednesday are to be congratulated on the invention of such a Chinese puzzle. Many were disposed at first to regard the placing of two or three names in spaces by themselves as an "exalting of the few at the expense of the many," but later on their minds were relieved. Happy thought! Perhaps the man who had mind enough to originate that card may be able to explain the "curve system" of marking used in German VII. and the lowness of the marks in English II.

'T IS the last faded Senior

Left grinding alone;

All his happy companions

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A roving have gone.

No chap of his kindred,

No "bummah" is near,

To dig away with him

Or pay for the beer.

I feel for thee, lone one, -

Thou 'lt lose thy degree.

A like fate is waiting

On thee and on me.

When finals are over

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