By Goddes bones to meet him was no joke.
Cam Ruggli, Belcher, Mann, and Richardson,
With billes in their handes everychon,
Cam Sever with the shirreve to his dore,
Cam grosse man that kept a grocery store.
Thei pound his dore and in his key-hole roare.
He studied less than Sub or Sophomore,
Fro scole was kickt with gret celeritee,
He losed then his detur and degree.
Then cam he wood as is a hare or jay,
To Blacke Hills went he, nis no more to say.
God save us all, God save both well and ille,
Keep off the fate of pore, sely Wille.