Enter Courtiers. "Stand way back!"
Loud applause from collegiate claque;
Audible whispers, "Look at Jack!"
One or two speeches, burlesquefied;
Cue: "Now in a tourney our knights shall ride,"
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When Jack takes his seat by his fair one's side.
That hobby-horse "business" well you know;
When the comedian gets a "throw,"
Ethalind ought to jump up with "whoa!"
Those ludicrous horses pitch and "rare";
One kicks the comedian into the air;
Ethalind leaps, - but where is her hair?
Where is her hair that in girlish taste
Had been hanging profusely below her waist?
Well, Jack had just sat on the ends, the "baste!"
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Tug-of-War Team.
