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A TALE FOR THE TIMES.

Of emulating Mr. Swinburne;

I feel wild, bitter things which I

Could ne'er express - and so won't try.

A slender wire with graceful span

Connected Tozer's room and mine,

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And many a helpful telegram

Has traversed that convenient line;

It signalled each approaching bevy,

It headed off the artful Levy.

We found it jolly! Every day

Some brilliant new device was hit on;

Sharp "Wake up, boy!" to disconcert,

Or kleptomaniac Goody sit on.

Till life became, like ballet throngs,

A pleasant group of shorts and longs.

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