Thanksgiving Mad-Lib



Hey __________ (kid who lives in New York / “friend” from my Gov section / my Ec TF), you know we’ve _________ (been friends / hated each other / had a non-exclusive, consistent “thing”) for a while now and my family __________ (lives too far away / hates me / is vegetarian), so I don’t have a place to __________ (crash / eat / procreate) over Thanksgiving Break.



Hey __________ (kid who lives in New York / “friend” from my Gov section / my Ec TF), you know we’ve _________ (been friends / hated each other / had a non-exclusive, consistent “thing”) for a while now and my family __________ (lives too far away / hates me / is vegetarian), so I don’t have a place to __________ (crash / eat / procreate) over Thanksgiving Break. Which is to say: I’m wondering if there’s any chance you could __________ (house / feed / bathe) me during the __________ (holiday / long weekend / commemoration of genocide) coming up at the end of November.

I think I’d be a great addition to your family’s celebration. I am a pretty solid __________ (house guest / turkey carver / human rubber ducky) and make great __________ (mashed potatoes / cranberry sauce / awkward small talk with my friends’ parents). Just let me know who I should __________ (ask / beg / bother) if I want to make my __________ (plan / dream / fantasy) of staying with you a reality.

Wouldn’t it be great if you had a friend who you could sit back with and watch __________ (football / the National Dog Show / your dysfunctional family)? Every family has that insane ______________ (stuffing recipe / holiday tradition / house elf), and I’d love to get to know yours! Plus, who knows? Maybe if your parents appreciate my __________ (table manners / spiel about extracurriculars / subtle flirting with your sister), I’ll get invited back for __________ (Easter / Passover / adoption).