Hi, Yale friends. It can be hard navigating the Harvard social scene (though not as hard as navigating the New Haven crime scene). FM came up with some tips that should help you have a good time after The Game.

The Kong

Great Chinese food. Go for dinner, but make sure to get there early—after 12 a.m., it sucks.

The Owl

Dress like an owl, and they’ll let you in. Turn your head around 360 degrees and they will make you an honorary member.

The Crimson

We don’t let in freshmen boys.

Strauss A-23

Always the place to party. Make sure you know the password (it’s “dorm crew”).

Northwest Labs

It’s just like Toad’s. There is definitely some sort of jarred amphibian there.

Annenberg

SO MUCH LIQUOR. It’s where the phrase “boozy brunch” comes from.

CVS

Make sure to go to the 24-hour one. It’s CRAZY.

Office of Career Services

You won’t find a job here, unless of course, you are looking into consulting.

Currier Dhall

The best food on campus! It’s conveniently located, so don’t worry about getting lost.

The Phoenix

Harvard’s resident Harry Potter appreciation club.

Darwin’s Ltd.

Interested in Biology? Evolutionists eat here for free!

The Hasty Pudding

Dessert for only the most masculine of palates.

Memorial Church

Do you ever just have the urge to scream loudly out of frustration? Lucky for you, Harvard has a space for students to experience vocal catharsis, especially on Sunday mornings.

The IOP

An IHOP that disaffiliated from the big H. Specializes in sugar-coating everything it serves.

The PC

Home of Harvard’s activist community. Addresses political correctness on campus. Great space—make sure you explore the whole building.