House : Kirkland Concentration : Molecular and Cellular Biology, Economics Hometown : Kansas City Ideal Date : A rous
By FM Staff
Mar 21, 2007
House: Kirkland
Concentration: Molecular and Cellular Biology, Economics
Hometown: Kansas City
Ideal Date: A rousing, anonymous chat session on boredatlamont.com. Heyyyyy.
Best way for a guy/girl to get your attention: Wildly aggressive and inappropriate advances.
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Fancy-listed parties to which I wasn’t invited.
Your best pick-up line: I play varsity hockey.
Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I play varsity hockey.
Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: “Lose the ‘tude, you smarmy wildebeest.” To anyone, really.
Favorite childhood activity: Finding new and exciting ways to embezzle money from my parents (still true!).
Sexiest physical trait: Is my name Jimmy “brooding eyes” O’Keefe?
Best part about Harvard: FREE CONDOMS EVERYWHERE!
Worst part about Harvard: Nowhere to use them?
Describe yourself in three words: I can do it in one: jock.
In 15 minutes you are: Hosting a dance party in the Farnsworth Room, fifth floor of Lamont. And running away from the man with the clipboard.
In 15 years you are: Still threatening to set myself on fire.
