“Lost”

ABC, Wednesdays, 9pm

So, “The Tailies” (the passengers at the back of the plane) have also spent 48 days on the island—but they only get an hour to talk about their tale! Get it—tail? Tale?

When multiple people are taken by The Others, Ana Lucia smells a rat, and throws her suspect (Nathan) into that same pit she threw Michael, Jin, and Sawyer. Only problem is, she has the wrong guy! Oh, snap!

An evil fellow named “Goodwin” actually conned everyone into thinking he was one of them. He led them right to The Others, and once she finds out the truth you’d better believe Ana Lucia kicks his ass.

Now, about The Others. I’ve gone through several scenarios on their master plan. Simple cannibalism seems too cliché, but if anybody has any other ideas call or e-mail me ASAP.

In the last episode, The Tailies finally met their counterparts. I’m not going to lie, when Bernard and Rose finally reunited, I cried a little.

Prior to the tearful hugs, we learned about Ana Lucia. In her pre-crash life, Ana Lucia was an officer with the LAPD. Ohh, so that explains why she’s capable of beating the crap out of people. Like 50 Cent, Ana Lucia was shot multiple times. Unlike 50, she lost a child as a result of the shootings. It’s “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” meets “Junior”!

After shooting Shannon (because she ran at them really fast—damn those LAPD instincts), Ana Lucia flees to the jungle and Sayid follows her. I guess he’s holding a grudge or something. Taking a page right out of my fantasies, she ties up Sayid, unsure of his identity.

Ana Lucia should learn that hot men are generally not the bad guys.