John P. Ciccio '03-'04
House: Cabot
Concentration: Government
Hometown: Seekonk, Mass.
Ideal date: A nice dinner and then back to the room to watch a movie and relax together.
Ideal mate: An attractive girl who knows how to have fun and can make me laugh.
Your sexiest physical trait: Eyes.
Best way for a girl to get your attention: Take the initiative.
Sketchiest moment at Harvard: When my freshman proctor compared a freshman dean to Jesus Christ.
Senior or first-year girl? It doesn’t really matter what year she is as long as she’s mature.
Favorite cocktail: Real guys drink beer.
First thing you notice about a girl: A great smile gets me right away.
Quad party or river party? They have parties at the river?
Best experience at Harvard? That has to be Harvard-Yale sophomore year. Forty-eight hours of drunken revelry for the ages.
You most outrageous attempt to get a girl: If you’ve ever seen me dance at a party, you’ll agree that that in itself is a pretty outrageous attempt.
Britney or Christina? How about both at once?
Where to find you on a Saturday night: Scouring the campus for that special girl. Then Noch’s (unless she really can’t wait).
Your best pick-up line: “That dress is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too.”
The most memorable pick-up line a girl has ever tried on you: “You can have me up against a wall if you want to.”
Describe yourself in 3 words: Single white male.
In 15 years you are: Coaching my son’s first Little League game.
