News item from ABC News: "The Harvard Current student magazine reports that Ariz. Sen. John S. McCain's presidential campaign unwittingly bought ad space on an Asian porn website. According to the Current, McCain bought space on theglobe.com 'targeting viewers according to the geographic region from which they log on.' Under the ad contract, the Current reports, theglobe.com could place the ad on any website that it hosted, regardless of the content on the site."

The placing of a McCain ad on a site devoted to Asian porn raises serious questions about the nature and implications of political advertising in this election cycle. Deciding how to target ad campaigns to certain demographics is a problem that faces all candidates for national offices. An ad about education is ineffective if it reaches voters concerned about taxes; announcing the endorsement of the NAACP is unlikely to play well with South Carolina voters.

McCain's efforts to reach out to Internet audiences seem to have backfired, though CNN has yet to do a poll of likely voters who enjoy Asian porn. However, the strategy of targeting particular audiences is a sound one, and candidates might in the future wish to try more traditional ways of advertising, such as magazines targeted to particular audiences. Below are some suggestions for possible ad submissions to popular magazines.

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