Al S. Franken '73Funny and charming in public spotlight but behind the scenes he's rude and arrogant. "Stuart Saves His Family"- `nuff said.
"Thomas" Anonymous Pentagon employee was Monica's boy-toy during presidential lull. Look for a photo spread in the next Vanity Fair
Junior Parents Weekend They'll want to meet your boyfriend. They'll want to hang around your room. By Friday night, you'll want them to go home.
Golden State Warriors NBA team ties league record for worst quarter ever, scoring six points. Looks like they can still choke without Latrell.
Patrick J. Buchanan Our favorite xenophobe throws his hat in the ring for another run at the white House. You've got to admire his persistence.
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