Callbacks
You're breakin' my heart, you're shakin' my confidence, baby. Hey whiz-kids, next time lock the green room.
Randomization
Give me your poor, your huddled masses yearning to live on the River.
Junior parents
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We know you love your children, but the dining halls are crowded enough. Did someone say roommate dinner out?
`Party of Five'
Charlie lives, and we all rejoice. Now, of only Justin would come back and Claudia would die.
Life
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