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"Perfect strangers": Cousin Larry's scheme to "get out of the city" for a romantic weekend with the girls takes a sour turn. Surrounded by country side, Balki is emotionally transported back to Mepos, his home village. Suddenly he recalls his allegiance to the Warsaw Pact. In a fit of Violence , Balki slays Cousin Larry uttering the words "die ze capitalist goat!"

"Three's Company": Jack gets hired to cater a surprise birthday party for Mr. Furley an the Regal Beagle. He decides to serve oysters on the half-shell. Just as the oysters take effect, Larry walks into the bar to find Janet, Krissy and Jack all squirming under Mrs. Roper's oversized Moo-Moo.

"Mr. Roger's Neighborhood": Following a federal investigation into an alleged "Land of Make Believe," federal authorities apprehend Mr. Rogers, institutionalizing him for paranoid delusional schizophrenia. King Friday hits the bottle.

"The Golden Girls": After a cheese-cake pig-out session, Dorothy and Blanche notice Rose dashing off to the bathroom. In an emotional, two-episode, "to be continued" tour-de-force, Rose is discovered to have had an eating disorder for the past 70 years.

"My Two Dads": Nicole experiences the "primal scene."

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"Charles in Charge": In this reunion episode the cast takes a tour of the old set and then heads down to the beach to find the only missing character, the cute, innocent Jamie (Nicole Eggert). They find she has matured quite a bit and now uses her talents on Baywatch as a lifeguard. When Scott Baio goes to hug his ex-collegue, David Hasselhoff springs into action, throwing punches in slow-motion. Hasselhoff shows Charles who, exactly is in charge.

"Who's the Boss": Alyssa Milano tells Angela t o resolve her ambiguous relationship with Tony Danza by hypnotizing the hunky housekeeper. When Tony's unconscious speaks, Angela's heart breaks. Tony expresses repressed homosexual impulses toward Sam's boyfriends.

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