The Star of the Show
What came from th'election on Tuesday,
Were headlines for Time and Newsday.
D'Amato, Moseley-Braun,
And Faircloth: All gone!
And we read "Incumbents To Lose Pay."
But to counter the chance of fil'buster,
Repubs five more seats couldn't muster.
In the House, Dems gained five,
Keeping Clinton alive,
And impeachment threats look like mere bluster.
But the left holds little allure-a.
For a sixth year in a row, Newt still has bravura.
Nevertheless, the star of the show was clearly
Jesse "the Body" Ventura!
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