Pre-meds
Medical school applications hit two-year low. Too bad you spent so much time studying for those MCATs.
President Clinton
Impeachment is now only a pipe dream--and only in the deranged mind of Dick Armey and a few other Texans.
Hillary Clinton
After campaigning for party in both Mass. and Illinois, major Democratic candidates lose in both states. Ooops.
Midnight Madness
Fans were all lined up at waiting for new Alanis Morissette album. Maybe the hockey team should make nude videos.
Gov. Jesse "The Body" Ventura
The former pro-wrestler body slams his two opponents. We're waiting for the Hulk Hogan, Mr. Perfect cabinet. --The editorial board
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