It seems that the Governor
From the Class of '66,
Returning from Washington,
Has opted to 86
His bid for the Land of Sun.
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"The private sector," he says,
"It is my game-like chess or
Squash, though it's not quite the same.
As a last resort, it sure
Beats the State House. There's no shame."
"I was spotted yesterday
Waltzing Mass. Ave near the Square.
I have come home to roost in
My own neck of the woods where
Jesse Helms ain't calling me 'Sin.'"
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The Ivy League Wow-Effect