"Al, I'd rather fall down a flight of stairs."
--Vice President Al Gore '69 yesterday, in a joke to the Gridiron Club of Washington D.C., on Bill Clinton's pre-accident attitude toward attending the club's annual lampoon dinner. Gore stood in for the President, who is recuperating from surgery to repair a knee tendon, which he tore earlier this week in a staircase stumble.
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