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"About the only thing we didn't find in his house were the Golden Arches. Now he's going to McJail."

--Ingham County, Michigan Sheriff Gene Wiggelsworth, after arresting a 32-year-old McDonald's maintenance worker whose Lansing home was stuffed with at least $14,000 in McDonald's supplies, ranging from sausage patties to Happy Meals. Authorities plan to charge this real-life Hamburglar with embezzlement.

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