"Oil the machine. It seems to be broken," the voter said.
And the politician responded, "Indeed, the machine does seem to be broken, as you say. I believe that there is a cog in the wheel."
Again.
"Yes, the machine, it's broken. Oil the machine."
"There's a cog in the wheel. The machine is most definitely broken. I will oil the wheel."
The appropriate answer.
"Oil the machine. It seems, it seems..."
"It seems, it seems it's broken. Oil the machine. Oil the machine."
"Oil the machine. It seems, it seems. It seems, it seems it's broken."
"The wheel is broken. There's a cog in the wheel."
"Oil the machine. Oil the machine."
"There's a cog in the wheel. It's broken."
"There's a cog in the wheel? Well, it seems, it seems it's broken."
"There's a cog in the wheel. There's a cog in the wheel."
"What's a cog?"
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