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BIBLICAL

1 And a great cloud rose up and covered the land, and the LORD saw that it was cumulo-nimbus. 2 All of the fountains of the great deep burst forth, and the windows of the heavens were opened. 3 And the people heard the mighty call of the LORD, and carried their umbrellas as the LORD had commanded. 4 It rained upon the Earth for forty days and forty nights, and the people grew weary and cried to the LORD. 5 And the great prophet, whose name was Willard Scott, son of Bryant, spoke to the people. 6 And Willard the Prophet said unto the people: 7 I have heard the word of the LORD. And he has said unto me that there is a 60% chance of sun with some scattered clouds before the Sabbath. 8 And the people listened to the Prophet, and took timbrels in their hands and rejoiced before the LORD.

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