Shopping season's soon to be
For goods beneath the Christmas tree.
Tomorrow we will see the floats
Made to sell those Macy's coats.
Santa Cash with Reindeer Check
Will, with joy, to wallet genuflect.
Cambridge, too, shares Yuletide glee
With bright red lights above the street.
Pious Chamber of Commerce,
Don't indulge yourself with remorse.
It's your holiday, of course!
All hail the Universal Bourse.
Oh, those merchants in the Square-
Happier souls there are nowhere.
Tis season to be jolly;
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