"It's not like I'm a stalker, like in "Misery." I'm an equal now. I'm worth just about as much as she is. I just don't have all those farkakte Tiffany lamps."
--Richard Simmons, on his quest to cook dinner for Barbra Streisand, as quoted in Entertainment Weekly, April 15, 1994.
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